Challenge #10: Unmodified
“Snickernoodles!”
“That’s not it.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”
“Whatever you want, Gus.”
“You sure, Shawn?”
“You mean love comes to me, Gus?”
“Maybe.”
“Really, Gus?” Shawn said. “You’re lying to me.”
“I’m not, Shawn,” said Gus. “I don’t lie to you.”
“Man, don’t lie to me. You know you lie.” Shawn pouted.
“I don’t, Shawn.” Gus sighed. “Besides have you forgotten why we are here?”
“Are you asking me this because…?”
“Yes, Shawn.” Gus snapped. “You didn’t follow me. You said you would. You didn’t. Now we are trapped.”
“Boo hoo. You’re a drama queen.”
“I’m a drama queen? You didn’t have to punch him.”
“He took my snickerdoodles.”
“Everyone takes your snickerdoodles, Shawn. That’s what people do. They take snickernoodles.”
“I can’t accept that. It’s not the way. Man does not take man’s snickerdoodle.”
“Man take man’s snickerdoodles, Shawn.”
“Gus?”
“Yes?”
“Did you take my snickerdoodles?”
“No, Shawn.”
“You should say yes.”
“…No.”